Let us bow our heads and play.

Our phone who art in hand,
iPhone be thy name.

Thy signal come.
Tweet will be done.
On earth as it is online.

Give us this day our daily distraction
and forgive us our isolation,
as we forgive those who isolate around us.

And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Smartphones.

For thine is the likes and the retweets
and the glory.

For ever and ever, until the battery dies.

@men

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